Sex at Your Parents’ House
But really, how do you handle "the urge" when you are under the same roof as the people who raised you? I brought my boyfriend along to a family vacation this past weekend and stayed in a bedroom about ten feet away from my parents. This wasn't actually their house, so I could be less assuredly familiar with the sound barriers, and the speed by which noise travels. It was terrifying. In the end, I just figured that the whole thing was too nervewracking and we conducted ourselves like nuns at a slumber party. No touching, minimal kissing. I think once our genitals touched accidentally in our sleep and I yelled "NOT HERE! NOT NOW!" as if my life depended on it. Which it basically did.
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